officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

(via chandler-m-bing)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via chandler-m-bing)

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

(via chandler-m-bing)

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(via pizza)

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

(via croscot)

John: good evening, you alright?
Martin: what the fuck
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Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
Sherlock: liar
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Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
Tyler: smh shut up u love him
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Stiles: aaayyyyyy
Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
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Dean: I secretly love castiel
Jensen: I openly love misha
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Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
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Captain Jack: I like dick
John: I like dick
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Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
Doctor: saNDWICHES
Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
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Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via beyond-the-pink-sky)

Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.

People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)

(via let-me-put-my-love-into-acdc)

There are girls out there who think that Robert Plant is ugly